These Quotes will help you get through the tough times in your life! Read them!

"Remember, if it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!"
"Jakobs guns do one thing really well... power. And honestly, what else do you need?"
"Buy an Atlas, and you, too, will know what it is like to hold the power of the gods in your hands!"
"Dahl makes weapons for professional mercs. They're heavy, accurate and effective, assuming you are strong enough to hold one!"
"What good is a gun that doesn't shoot where you point it? Get a gun that's as accurate as you are!
"Is shooting bullets just not cool enough? Buy a Maliwan and light some people on fire!"
"With S&S you won't need to be a crack shot you just need to shoot more bullets"
"The S&S philosophy is: Tech + Ammo Capacity = I win!"
"Torgue combines good damage, high firerate and recoil reduction into one lethal weapon!"
"400 percent more awesome! Also, Torgue doesn't make their guns out of freakin wood!"
"Vladof. You don't need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot more bullets!"
"Want to shoot a lot of bullets really fast? Vladof has your needs covered!"
"Vladof combines high fire rate with recoil reduction, so that you can stay accurate throughout the fight!"
all quotes are from Marcus Kincaid. (Borderlands)